I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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