I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
should my penis look like a turkey
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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