using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.