her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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