Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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