spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
