Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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