we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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