And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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