What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Help me help you realize you are a moron
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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