"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
my being single is dangerous.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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