I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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