shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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