meet me or not, i'm out of control
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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