He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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