She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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