Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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