Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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