Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it