Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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