It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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