The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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