i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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