i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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