He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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