first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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