One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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