Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
wow bdsm is so cute
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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