Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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