so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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