shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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