oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag