So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You coming home soon, man?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.