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My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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