how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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