Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
People in love make me want to vomit
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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