The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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