I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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