I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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