is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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