Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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