So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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