i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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