I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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