Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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