Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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