Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u