he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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