I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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