Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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