Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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